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Thursday 4th October 2018

Posted in Life the Universe and Other Things on October 4, 2018 by bishshat

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Wednesday 3rd October 2018

Posted in Life the Universe and Other Things on October 3, 2018 by bishshat

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Spurs 2 Barcelona 4

Spurs have been left with a Champions League mountain to climb after a 4-2 defeat against Barcelona left them six points adrift of the qualification places.

Lionel Messi scored twice and put on yet another stunning European performances as Barcelona ultimately outclassed their hosts, despite two second half strikes briefly giving Spurs hope.

This was always going to be a struggle, with Spurs relying on a midfield pairing of Harry Winks and Vincent Wanyama in the absence of Moussa Dembele, Dele Alli and Christian Eriksen.

The home side should at least have been boosted by the return of captain Hugo Lloris in goal, but the Frenchman was at fault for Spurs’ nightmare start, too keen to get into the action after more than a month out.

It started, inevitably, with Messi, playing quarterback and dissecting the Spurs back line with a pass that evaded Kieran Trippier by all of three inches.

Jordi Alba was the reciever, racing in behind as Lloris needlessly hurtled out of his goal to meet him, but was still barely in shot by the time Alba stroked inside for Philipe Coutinho, stranding the ‘keeper.

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The Brazilian still had work to do, with three white shirts on the cover, but lashed clinically into the bottom corner.

Lloris was a mere spectator for the second too, though this time no one could blame him. A flowing move finished with Coutinho hooking towards the edge of the penalty area, where Ivan Rakitic arrived to exhibit as fine a display of technique on the volley as you will see in the Champions League this season, lashing a rocket in off the upright for 2-0.

But for the upright, Barcelona would have been out of sight, as Messi rattled the same post twice in three minutes after the interval, but moments later Tottenham’s own super star, Harry Kane, finally got a sniff.

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The Englishman had endured a frustrating first half, but here he was, in his natural habitat, twisting Semedo and bending into the far corner to halve the defecit.

No sooner had Spurs grabbed a lifeline, than Messi had snatched it away again. It was magic again, too, the Argentine finding Alba down the left and stroking his return pass into the bottom corner after two glorious dumbies from Luis Suarez and Coutinho.

This was a treat, with Messi and Brazilian youngster Arthur particularly irresistible, and yet once again Spurs found a way to get at a Barcelona backline that has leaked goals this season, as Clement Lenglet deflected Erik Lamela’s shot past Marc-André ter Stegen to makle it 3-2.

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It took until the 90th minute for Barca to finally seal the deal once and for all, Messi again tucking home after an Alba pass and a Suarez dummy, but the real damage had been done elsewhere, with Inter Milan’s win in Eindhoven leaving Spurs six points off the pace in group B.

Tuesday 2nd October 2018

Posted in Life the Universe and Other Things on October 3, 2018 by bishshat

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Monday 1st October 2018

Posted in Life the Universe and Other Things on October 1, 2018 by bishshat

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Sunday 30th October 2018

Posted in Life the Universe and Other Things on October 1, 2018 by bishshat

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Arizona 17 Seahawks 20

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The Seahawks came into this one fresh off their first win of the season and looked to carry that momentum against arguably the worst team in the league. Seattle won last week on the back of Chris Carson’s 34 touches, so it was assumed that Carson would see a similar workload against what’s been a permissive Arizona run defense. Then he showed up on the injury report midweek, never progressed, and was a late scratch. Rashaad Penny time, right? Not quite.

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Instead of starting the team’s controversial first round draft pick, it was yeoman Mike Davis who drew the first team reps in warmups. And they put him right to work. He carried the ball on the game’s first three plays, tallying 23 yards in the process. It was clear from the jump that even without it’s main actor, the Seahawks performance would be unaffected by the presence of an understudy. They’d end up punting, of course, but a Jarran Reed sack on third down forced the Cardinals to punt from deep in their own end. Tyler Lockett, gracious as ever, then took the punt and ran backwards a bunch of yards so the Cards wouldn’t feel so bad.

The next drive featured some good ol’ fashioned, shotgun cleanin’, cable news watchin’, salt of the earth football. They continued to hammer away with Mike Davis; around the end for 7 then right up the pipe for 7 more. Then Wilson hit Will Dissly for 5, though it came at the cost of the latter leaving with what appeared to be a serious injury. That was followed by welcome back Doug Baldwin picking up 18 yards after Wilson shimmied away from pressure in the pocket. A 5-yard shovel pass to Davis then set up a handoff to the heavy-lifting RB.

On this play, the right side of Seattle’s OL absolutely collapsed the left side of Arizona’s DL, giving Davis room outside the hashmark. Instead of watching from afar, Wilson sprinted out ahead of his running back, and Davis set him up beautifully. Russ hit his block, Davis juked inside to set up another one, then skirted down the sideline for the score. It was the type of drive that gives Football Guy a priapism.

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It’s also the type of drive that can seduce a coach into think that’s a sustainable way to play winning NFL football in the year of our Lord two thousand and eighteen. Which it most certainly has, and most certainly isn’t. Nevertheless.

On the next Arizona drive, the Seahawks kept their old school momentum flowing by ripping the ball out of David Johnson’s grip and recovering in field goal position. Their drive went nowhere, and Sebastian Janikowski trundled out to calmly yank the field goal attempt wide right. The last three seasons have featured three different kickers for Seattle, and each has struggled as mightily as the last. NFL kickers make over 80% of their kicks these days, but we’ve somehow reached a point where a Seahawks miss feels unsurprising. Another erosion. The Cardinals answered with a long, monotonous 13-play field goal drive that featured a couple of big near-misses down the left sideline and a huge goal line stop by Seattle.

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The two teams continued to call plays like there was eight inches of mud, trading gelatinous possessions throughout most of the rest of the first half. The one exception, if you can call it that, was a boring 1-yard TD run by Johnson that was initially called down at the 1. The closest thing to excitement for Seattle was calling a draw play for 3 yards on 3rd & 23 to set up another Janikowski miss. Jason Myers is 7 for 7 this season, btw.

The Cardinals, for their part, returned the favor, missing a field goal of their own at the end of the second quarter, sending the teams to the locker room at 10-7 to think about what they’d done.

The second half got off to a more encouraging start for the ‘Hawks, as they forced a three-and-out before moving the ball steadily down the field. Their drive included a 4th & 1 that Seattle converted with a slick 15-yard carry by Rashaad Penny. Sadly, that was followed by Wilson getting his feet tangled on a toss play that cost them 9 yards. Then, on 3rd & 19, the 14th play of the drive, you’ll never guess what they called.

The draw is the world’s least threatening play and it garnered all of one yard. Fortunately, Janikowski partially redeemed himself by drilling the field goal to tie it up but it was such a depressing end to a promising possession.

No matter, after another three-and-out from Arizona, Seattle pushed it right back down the field, taking advantage of a Cardinals penalty and smashing it in from one-yard out with Davis. 17-10 Seattle. All in all, the Seahawks dominated the third quarter. They ran 19 plays for 104 yards and 10 points, while holding the Cardinals to 14 yards on 7 plays and shutting them out in the process.

The teams traded a couple more punts before the Cardinals found their rhythm. Josh Rosen hit Ricky Seals-Jones with a 31-yard dart up the right sideline to start the drive, then found Johnson on a nicely executed screen play that got 30 more. All of a sudden, he looked like a QB worthy of a first round pick instead of the overwhelmed rookie trying desperately to keep an inept offense above water. He zipped the Cardinals up the field, dissecting a defense that had theretofore stifled him.

Then disaster struck. I can only think of a few instances in my lifetime as a Seahawks fan that have hurt me as much as what happened next did. Rosen dropped back in a max protect and sort of hopped up and down until a receiver came open in the end zone. He fired a perfect pass for a score, one step ahead of a sprinting Earl Thomas. Thomas appeared to hit his shin on the sprawling receiver and fell to the ground. The pass catcher got up and celebrated. Earl stayed down and just, sort of lay there with a vacant look in his eyes. It was like watching an android shut down. He just… kept laying there. He briefly touched his leg, and with as innocuous as the contact seemed at the time, I figured he was either winded or upset with himself for not getting there in time.

Then the teammates showed up. Then they formed a circle and took a knee. Prayers went up as the cart motored onto the field and an air cast was rushed to the scene. Cardinals worked their way over to Thomas as he continued to lay there. The sheer weight of this football tragedy began to set in as various players, warriors really, made their way over to pay their respects to one of the realest ones out there. There’s a lot I wish Earl would have done differently over the last calendar year or so, and I get the team’s frustration with him, but that somber ceremony cemented his place among those who strap on their armor at the highest level on Sundays. Everything about it was awful. Then it got worse.

As Earl was carted off the field, he looked across that LOB graveyard and flipped off, as far as we can tell, his own team. If that’s what happened, I can’t defend it. To have watched Earl Thomas play in a Seahawks uniform has been one of the great joys of my life as a fan but this was soul-rending on every level. I don’t know what comes next. All I know is I hate it.

There was still a game to be played, technically. A tied one, at that. Seattle did nothing with their next drive, paving the way for Arizona to win it. Again they drove down the field, moving into field goal range with less than two minutes left. Seattle’s defense, which was phenomenal today, held one last time and forced Phil Dawson to come out and try to win it with his leg.

It was a 45-yard kick. A free throw. The first win of the season, the first win of Rosen’s career, was a simple swing of the leg away. And he pushed it right. Sometimes bad teams become self-fulfilling prophecies. Fine with it.

Seattle got the ball back one last time with 1:50 left. It was a game that couldn’t end soon enough, and thank God Wilson and Co obliged. Staying on brand, Seattle started their game-winning drive with a handoff. Then Lockett caught a pass for 9, Penny ran for 3, Baldwin for 6, then Penny for 0 before Wilson spiked it. I hate that they played for the 52-yard field goal there, but sometimes bad process leads to good results, and sometimes I’m just wrong about shit.

Janikowski was then wheeled onto the field like a giant sack of corn and proceeded to line up his kick. I was rooting for a win, of course, but I was also rooting for a swift conclusion to this gridiron nightmare. Sebastian delivered. His kick launched through the evening air, wiggling right, then left, keeping a low trajectory the whole way. Then the ball drifted back towards the center of the uprights, ripping between them and sending Seattle home with a life-support win.

It was quite clear what the marching g orders were for Seattle this week. After wearing a bad Dallas team down with a million three-yard runs, the Seahawks attempted to wear the Cardinals down the same way. The result was 171 yards on 34 carries, a healthy 5.0-per clip. Davis led the way with 101 yards and 2 TDs on 21 carries, while Penny chipped in 49 on 9.

I said this last week, and I’ll say it again: this is an approach that can work when you have a lead against a bad team. There is nothing about it that tells me they can beat a contender this way. The Seahawks are now averaging 4.8 yards per play, planting them firmly in the league’s bottom quadrant with a number less than half of what the game’s best offenses are producing. I want to believe that a paint-by-numbers run-centric approach can still work with this team, but I just don’t see it. I want to be wrong, but I also want the Seahawks to join the modern NFL.

Russell Wilson was fine today. He completed a bunch of safe passes and missed a few tough ones. He stayed relatively calm in the pocket, and typically found an open man. He didn’t take any stupid sacks, and he even finally kept the ball on a read-option. The numbers were whelming: 19 of 26 (73.1%) for 172 yards (6.6 Y/A), with no TDs or turnovers. It was good enough to win today which, ultimately, is all that matters. Except Earl.

Doug Baldwin didn’t blow anyone away in his return today but he had a few catches in key situations and his effect in terms of opening up the offense seemed evident. He finished with 5 catches for 41 yards on 7 targets, and I do imagine it’ll only get better from there. He is very important.

In his absence, Tyler Lockett has proven himself a very capable lead receiver. That said, he seems better in a complimentary role and he produced today, turning 6 targets into 5 catches for 53 yards.

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The defense was excellent again. They’ve been forced to just be so dang good all season and they have, for the most part, come through. They weren’t spectacular (one turnover, one sack), but they were solid enough to give their offense the chance to win. They allowed just 263 yards, and kept the game close when the scoring was more soccer than it was football. Bradley McDougald was excellent again, and Bobby Wagner looked as ubiquitous and tough as he did in that awful 6-6 game a couple years ago.

Sebastian Janikowski went from goat to hero in just over an hour. After missing his first two FGs, he kept his head enough to hit his final two. The 52-yarder to win it is a terrifically difficult kick, especially with a 50-yard miss still ringing clearly in your mind. I’m as frustrated with the misses as anyone, but I gotta hand it to him for shaking those off and going from pariah to pope.

Saturday 29th September 2018

Posted in Life the Universe and Other Things on September 29, 2018 by bishshat

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Huddersfield 0 Spurs 2

Harry Kane scored twice as Spurs moved up to fourth, but the Terriers stayed bottom of the Premier League and are still waiting for their first victory after seven games.

The hosts started brightly but went behind when Kane headed in Kieran Trippier’s right-wing cross.

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Spurs added a second when Danny Rose went down in the box after slight contact from Florent Hadergjonaj, with Kane sending Jonas Lossl the wrong way with the resulting penalty. While they were made to work, this game was so straightforward that Spurs were able to bring off Jan Vertonghen, who had a knock, and Mousa Dembele at half-time – perhaps with Wednesday’s home Champions League game against Barcelona in mind.

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Kane’s three-game goalless run – a drought by his standards – is definitely over as he followed up his strike against Brighton last weekend with another two here, taking his tally for Spurs to 145. He headed home Trippier’s cross for the opener after good work by Lucas Moura, who was tackled but got up quickly to pass the ball out to the right-back.

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Kane’s second was more controversial because Rose went down easily in the box after a tug on the shirt from substitute Hadergjonaj. The home fans were furious but the England striker did not care as he slotted home.

Spurs’ front three were lively – with Moura and Son Heung-min forcing saves from Lossl and linking up well together. But in reality, there was barely any need to even play the second half because the game was done by the 34th minute.

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Friday 28th September 2018

Posted in Life the Universe and Other Things on September 28, 2018 by bishshat

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